Fanon: To Catch a Cold

(Mordecai and Rigby are sleeping in their room)

Voice: *cough* cough*

Mordecai: Rigby, stop coughing!

Rigby: Its not me!

Mordecai: Ugh, It must be Pops. Go check on him.

Rigby: Why me? Come on lets rock, paper, scissors for who has to go

Mordecai: Uhhhh!!! Fine!

(Mordecai throws rock, Rigby throws paper)

Rigby: Hm, Hm

Mordecai: (at same time) UUGGHHH!!!

(Scene now in Pops' room.)

Pops: ACHOO!!!

Mordecai: Oh gosh Pops! You're disgusting. more disgusting than Rigby's personal life!

Pops: Tissue...tissue...

Mordecai: OK,OK here!!!

Pops:AAAACCCCHHHHOOOO!!!!

(Tissue lands on Mordecai face)

Mordecai::IIT"S STUCK! GET IT OFF!

(Pops takes it off)

Mordecai: Ah thanks Po...

Pops: AAACCCHHOOO!!!

(Pops sneezes in Mordecai's face

Scene now in morning. Rigby eating cereal in kitchen, mordecai walks in)

Rigby: Hey Mordecai do you have the...AH LOOK AT YOUR FACE! You look like a Muscle Man discombobulation of something. HAHAHAHAH!!!

Mordecai: (sick voice) Shut.. up Rigby. Pops sneezed.. in my beautiful face. UHHHHHH

(Benson walks in)

Benson: Guys I need you two to do.. Whoa! Mordecai what happend.

Mordeaci: Pops sneezed on face

Rigby: Yeah and now you're even uglier than Muscle Man!

(Muscle man walks in)

Muscle Man:What you just say bro?

Rigby: Uh... your ugly?

( Rigby gets punched and lands in the fridge)

Benson: Well, as I was saying, I needed you two to do some work around the park. But since Mordecai is sick, Rigby, you'll have to do them on your own

Rigby: Hm, hm Rigby going solo OHHHHHHHH!!! (Rigby says while still stuck in the fridge)

(Flashes to him mowing the lawn)

Rigby: Rigby not like going solo. Oh come on how come Mordecai gets the day off, and I have to work. I mean seriously my body was not made for these jobs

Benson: Rigby can you do me a favor?

Rigby: ARGHHH! What is it this time?

Benson: I need you to go to Wing Kingdom to get me lunch

Rigby: AH what??? Thats Skips's job

Benson:Yeah but Skips is out sick too.NOW GET ME LUNCH!

Rigby: But..

Benson: (Benson turns red) NO BUTS! GET ME LUNCH OR YOU"RE FIRED!!! ( Walks away)

(Scene now in Wing Kingdom)Rigby: I could use a sick day. I deserve it not Skips, orr Mordecry, Me!

Wing Kindom Employee: So you want a sick day don't you?

Rigby: yeah but how?

Wing Kingdom Employee: With my secret Barf flavored wing sauce. I give this sauce to customers that I hate, but you seem worthy..I'll give you a sauce in your order

Rigby: You would? Thanks dude.(Rigby starting to exit Wing Kingdom)

Wing Kingdom Employee: Oh, almost forgot the side effects. They're extremely deadly!

(Rigby exits out nothearing what he said. Scene now back in the house)

Rigby: Heres your wings, Beantean.

Benson: thanks I'm so starved

Rigby: hey can I have a wing please? For ummmm... Mordecai he loves wings.

Benson: Are you lying?

Rigby: no when have i ever lied to you?

(Flashback: Benson were totally Not throwing a party. Benson, we didn't just crash the golf cart. Benson i'm totally not lazy)

benson: Hmmmm... heres a wing

Rigby: Yeah baby I totally fooled you! I mean not fooled you ( RIgby dips wing in barf sauce and eats it)

Rigby: Hmm.. not bad actual...(Rigby vomits out a giant pile of barf)

Benson:Rigby are you o... Oh my gosh your droppings are moving!

Rigby: Ewww don't say it like that!

Benson: no its actually moving! (Barf now turns into a barf moster and eats a chair and Benson)

Rigby: BEEENNNSSSOOOONNN!( Skips skips in)

Skips: WHAT DID YOU DO???

Rigby: I ate a wing using barf sauce and then that happend (Mordecai walks in)

Mordecai: WHAT THE!?! ( Gets eaten)

Rigby/; MMMOOORRDEECAAIII!!!

Barf monster: AUUUGGGGHHH!

Skips: Rigby, you have too get eaten!

Rigby: WHAT?

Skips: You have to put this ranch sauce inside his stomach in his liquidy acid stuff

Rigby: Ewww don't say it like that

Mordecai: (yells inside monster) JUST DO IT!

Rigby: Fine? Hey muscle man looking monster. (Monster looks at him and eats him)

Rigby: (sliding down the esophagus) AHHHHHHHHHHH *splash* Where am I?

Skips: Rigby can you hear me? You have to find the liquidy acid core.You have to do it quick before you benson and Mordecai get digested.

Rigby: DIGESTED? But where do I find the core? ( Looks to right big sign that says Liquidy Acid Core) Oh... I am stupid ( About to dip in the core, but is ambushed by little tiny barf monsters) AHHHHHHH!!!

Skips: Rigby! if your being attacked use the sauce! But make sure you save it for the liquidy acid core thingy!

Rigby: Ewwww, don't say it like that

Skips: JUST DO IT!!! (Rigby starts splattering the sauce on them. Only one more monster reamins, but he only has one more drop)

Rigby: Ugh! Fine!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Barf Monster: AUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

Rigby: AHHHHHHH!!!

Barf Monster: AUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!

(sauce gets in core)

Barf Monster: AAAUUUUGGGHH! *tummy grumbles* Uh-oh (explodes)

Benson, Mordecai: Yeah you did it!

Mordecai: And I'm not sick any more!

Skips: Me too!

Benson: So Rigby, what do you have to say for almost killing us?

Rigby: *cough*cough*Do you have anymore barf sauce? It tastes gooood. ( Gets kicked by everyone)

Rigby OWWWWW!! THE END

Characters in this fanon

Mordecai

Rigby

Benson

Pops

Muscle Man

Skips

Wing Kingdom Employee

Barf Monster